W- %'tm» fa»tt {***•) $pá*z ***- a gjs Whaťs in a Pseudonym? Romance Slaves of Harlequin RICHARD W. POLLAK For the hundreds of women yearning to burst into print as writers of romance fiction. Harlequin Enterprises thoughtfully supplies guidelines with some helpful hints. One of them is that the plots of these paperback passionaries "should not be too grounded in harsh realities-" Before counting their royalties, however, would-be-authors might want to look into the harsh realities of dealing with Harlequin—in particular its insistence that writers use pseudonyms. Ostensibly, these pen names merely give the romance novel an extra fillip of mystery and tirillation, like the titles (Savage Promise; Creole Fires) and the covers depicting bodice-bursting maidens gazing amorously into the eyes of hunks in various states of dress and undress. In fact, the pseudonym requirement is a Harlequin ploy aimed at keeping its stable of writers strictly tethered to the corporate hitching post. "Today," says Anita Diamant, a New York literary agent who represents some twenty romance writers, "1 can't get a contract from [Harlequin) unless the author agrees to select a pseudonym." Once a writer signs the contract, Harlequin takes the position that the pseudonym belongs to the company, something it could never do if the author wrote under her real name. Harlequin, a subsidiary of Canada's billion-dollar Torstar media conglomerate, has almost 1,000 writers here and NOTE: Reprinted from The Nalion (March 16,1992), by permission of the publisher. O The Nation Company. Inc. 22