Voicing and linking exercise – Easter one-liners

How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? Because he's an egghead.

What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just
got layed by some chick!

So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the
rabbits into chocolate, right?

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants.

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled!

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an
eggs-terminator!

Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days.

What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate one!

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!

Why was the little girl sad after the race? Because an egg beater!

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.

How do bunnies stay healthy? Eggercise!

Why couldn't the Easter egg family watch T.V.? Because their cable was scrambled.

What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.

How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? Around the cluck!

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!